If youโve ever had a stealthy feline sneak up on you, you might have had the same idea the CIA once did: that cats would make good spies. Indeed, the intelligence agency spent millions of dollars on a program to that end in the 1960s. But as any cat owner can tell you, it probably shouldnโt have bothered: However sneaky and/or intelligent cats might be, they know no masters but themselves. Operation Acoustic Kitty was essentially a disaster, with only one subject making it into the field before the ill-advised โ and, quite frankly, cruel โ program was scrapped. The idea was to create a sort of cyborg cat by implanting a microphone in the animalโs ear, a radio transmitter at the base of its skull, and an antenna in its fur โ โa monstrosity,โ in the words of Victor Marchetti, a former CIA employee who went on to write the tell-some bookย The CIA and the Cult of Intelligence.
On paper, theย Acoustic Kittyย agentโs first test was simple enough: sit near a park bench and capture a conversation between two people on a park bench. Instead, according to most accounts, the unfortunate feline was hit by a taxi and killed. Writing of the operationโs failure in a heavily redacted memo, the CIA concluded, โOur final examination of trained catsโฆ convinced us that the program would not lend itself in a practical sense to our highly specialized needs.โ
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