Editor’s note: More of Mary Carton’s worries…
Things I worry about but have no control over.-Mary Carton
Why do telemarketers find it hard to believe that you aren’t interested in their product if they wake you up after 9 PM and you have to get up at 3 AM?
Why do Mom’s keeping giving hints of what she wants for Christmas or her birthday only to go out and buy it just before the occasion? Now you are returning it and trying to find another gift at the last minute.
Chocolate. Why do you wake up in the middle of the night craving chocolate? And of course not a tidbit in the house!
1. Why do you wake up at 2 AM, go to the powder room and when you get back in bed, you’re wide awake and can’t get back to sleep until 15 -20 minutes before the clock rings?
2. Why are you so sleepy sitting in your recliner, can’t keep your eyes open and when you decide to go to bed you’re wide awake?
You decide to make a special dish, go out and buy all of the ingredients and when you start making it, one of the ingredients are missing.
You’ve been visiting all of the eagle hang outs for months and still haven’t caught sight of one to get a picture, only to have one fly in front of your car while driving across Patton Island Bridge.
Everyone’s has called the bridge Patton Island bridge years even before the first shovel of dirt was turned, why name it something else after it finally gets built?
Recipes that call for uncooked noodles and the first sentence of the direction are to cook noodles according to package directions. Why not just say cooked noodles?
Well, that’s about it for Mary’s worries… Until next time!
